Anthony Bourdain

Assume the worst. About everybody. But don't let this poisoned outlook affect your job performance. Let it all roll off your back. Ignore it. Be amused by what you see and suspect. Just because someone you work with is a miserable, treacherous, self-serving, capricious and corrupt ass*h*le shouldn't prevent you from enjoying their company, working with them or finding them entertaining.

— Anthony Bourdain